Make Your Computer Talk

• Open Notepad.
• Copy and paste the exact code given below.

          Dim Message, Speak
          Message=InputBox("Enter text","Speak")
          Set Speak=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
          Speak.Speak Message

•  Click on File Menu, Save As, select All Types in Save as Type option, and save the file as Speak.vbs or "*.vbs".
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•  Double click on the saved file, a window will open like the one in the image. Enter some text in enter text column and click OK.

Now your Computer will speak / talk what you typed in Step 4. Try it yourself.

Windows Compatibility: This VBS file can be executed on all versions of Windows including Windows XP,Windows Vista, Windows 7 and Windows 8.

Revenge Notepad Tricks for You (Try On Your Ememies)

1.Prank Name: File.bat

Description: This prank will create and open a file that they cannot close, minimize, or maximize without closing the command prompt behind it.

1. Go into Notepad

2. Type the text below.

 @echo off
md hello
:A
start hello
goto A

3. Save it as file.bat

2.Prank Name: Delete.bat

Description: This prank will make your friends think that all of their files are being deleted and then at the end the file deletes itself so it is untraceable.

1. Go into Notepad.
2. Enter the text below into notepad
 @echo off
echo do you want to delete all of your computer data? (y/n)
pause >nul
echo Do not exit out of the screen or all computer data will be deleted.
ping localhost -n 2 > nul
echo Are you sure you want to delete all computer data? (y/n)
pause >nul
echo deleting all data...
echo.
echo.
pause localhost -n 2 > nul
dir /s
echo.
echo.
ping localhost -n 2 > nul
cls
echo error.. error.. Not all data deleted, are you sure you wish to stop? (y/n)
pause
echo.
echo.
ping localhost -n 1 > nul
cls
dir /s
echo.
echo.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo all data has been deleted..
pause
del "c:delete.bat" 

3. Save this as delete.bat (MUST NAME IT THIS!)

3.Prank Name: virus.bat

Description: The prank will open and unlimited amount of command prompts until the computer crashes or you manually crash it.

1. Go into Notepad
2. type start virus.bat
virus.bat (exactly like that!) 

3. Save it as virus.bat (must be .bat) 

4.Prank Name: shutdown.bat

Description: This makes your friend think that his/her computer has a virus then their computer shuts down.
1. Go to notepad and type:
@echo off
:A
cls
echo Do you wanna crash your computer? (y/n)
pause
echo Are you sure? (y/n)
pause
echo your computer will crash when the time reaches zero.
pause
msg * Your computer will crash in...
msg * 5
msg * 4
msg * 3
msg * 2
msg * 1
msg * Good-Bye
msg * You have been pwned! :)
shutdown -s -t 00 

2. Now save it as shutdown.bat

5.Prank Name: up.bat

Description: Shows a fake username and password entrance area then deletes it self
1.Go into notepad and type:

@echo off
echo If the proper username and password is not entered all files will be deleted by this virus.
echo Good Luck
set/p\/name=username:
set/p\/password=password:
echo haha you got the username and password wrong
pause
echo Files are being deleted
pause
dir/s
del "c:up.bat" 

3. Save it as up.bat (must be this!)
  

6.Prank Name: CD Drive Open and close

Description: This vbs file will continually open your CD drive

 1. Go into notepad

2. Type the text below

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop
3. Save it as cdopen.vbs

How to Shutdown PC forcefully

• Open Notepad.
• Paste the following code in it:

@echo off
msg * Shutdown computer.
shutdown -c “Sleep Tight” -s

Find Windows XP CD Key in that CD

Ever thought that the CD-Key of the Windows XP disc you were looking for was just Right Under you Nose. Lets see how easily you can get it…

To get the Windows XP CD key, you have to do the following steps.

1. Bring your Windows XP CD and insert it into your computer's CD/DVD ROM/ RAM.
2. Now, browse your Windows XP CD and find the folder I386.
3. Inside I386 folder, find the file named as unattended.txt.
4. Open unattended.txt by using notepad.
5. At last, keep scrolling of the opened file and you will get Windows XP CD key.

To me, it’s the most amazing thing of Windows XP CD. In this way, you can get the Windows XP CD key into your Windows XP CD. The people who are not wish to buy XP or the people who lost the serial key of Windows XP CD, can find theWindows XP CD key in this way.

How to Format Hard Disk with Notepad

• Write The Following In Notepad Exactly as it says

Code : 01001011000111110010010101010101010000011111100000

• Save As it as .EXE and any Name would Do.
• Make an Ethical use of it. This .exe file can be really dangerous.

Note: Try it on Your Enemies

How to Lock a Folder Using Notepad

• Consider you want to lock a folder named PICS in your D:\ , whose path is D:\PICS
• Now open the Notepad and type the following

ren pics pics.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}

• Where pics is your folder name. Save the text file as lock.bat in the same drive.
• Open another new notepad text file and type the following

ren pics.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D} pics

• Save the text file as key.bat in the same drive.

Usage :

• To lock the pics folder, simply click the lock.bat and it will transform into control panel icon which is inaccessible.
• To unlock the folder click the key.bat file. Thus the folder will be unlocked and the contents are accessible.

Notepad Tricks

1.Dairy Entry (Use Notepad As Dairy)

• Open Notepad
• Type .LOG
• Save the file as LOG.txt
• Write anything in it and it will be saved with the time when you edit it.

2.How to make a Fake Error Message?

• Open Notepad
• Type in: msg * Error: Your system is affected by virus
• Save it as "Virus.bat"
• Now open that .bat file, now you get error message window

Note: It is not virus just your assumption message

3.Matrix Notepad

• Open notepad
• Type @echo off  
• Then type color 02 , 
• Then type-      :matrix (press enter) echo 10010002012020021021020120 (you can type any number but only number , echo then any number but not too long nor too short)  
• Save this file as Matrix.bat
• Make sure the file type is kept as ALL FILES while saving it as a .bat